Jalopnik Should Hire EssExTee To Write Their Headlines

"E. Julius" (soonerfrommi) 02/09/2015 at 03:07 • Filed to: None

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This one paragraph post has almost 11,000 views! Impressive.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > E. Julius 02/09/2015 at 12:43

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Yet the longer review that I slaved over earlier in the week gets no attention.

E. Julius > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 02/09/2015 at 14:07

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There's just so much demand for these little nuggets of content that take 2 seconds to ingest, few have the patience to read a full length review. At least they didn't swarm all over you like they did to The Honda Man.